Macam-Macam: Wanita jadi pekak selepas dicium rakus (BHarian)

BEIJING: Seorang wanita di selatan China pekak sebelah telinga apabila teman lelakinya yang 'rakus' menciumnya terlalu kuat, sehingga menyebabkan gegendang telinganya pecah, lapor media tempatan.

Wanita berusia lewat 20-an itu dikejarkan ke sebuah hospital di bandaraya Zhuhai di selatan Guangdong dan disahkan pekak telinga kiri selepas ciuman itu.

Doktor yang melakukan rawatan berkata ciuman menyebabkan tekanan kuat di dalam mulut wanita itu mengakibatkan gegendang telinganya terkeluar dan pecah.

Beliau berkata dengan rawatan sempurna pendengaran wanita itu dijangka dapat dipulihkan dalam tempoh dua hingga tiga bulan. � Agensi

KaHuNu KaHaNat says = wah.. hati2 ya kawan2... jangan sampai masuk paper

Genius Indian Mother.. funny

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates. ' About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Kumar said ,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow... Love, Mom. Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!

Menang Sorak

Perlu minta maaf dari rakan sepasukan. Aku yang drop sangat2. Memang aku bermasalah kalau main d ampang point. Susah nak jumpa pocket. Asik 1-2 je. Silap sikit head pin, jadi split. Solid pocket lak bnyk gak tak strike. Terpaksa berpuas hati di tempat ke tiga. Menyerahkan tempat ke 2 kepada finance dengan beza 1 pin. SORRY!! Championship goes to IfLA...

Servis bertukar tangan.

Pagi ni, lepas bfast ajak snn pergi beli sandal jap. Ingat sandal je. Sekali ngan kasut aku dapat. Tanpa lama2, kutukarkan RMku kepada tokey kedai. Tak tunggu KL nak tukar servis ni.

Berdebar Semacam

Uwaaaaa.. result sem ni tak berapa menarik.. terburuk setakat ni.. dah agak.. sebab tu malas nak tgk result awal-awal. Sungguh mendebarkan.. Takpe.. next sem catch up balik.. check! check!! dah teruk dah tu.. mujur masih ada strike lagi la.. dan di tampal dengar spare.. kalau tak..... huh!!

An Evening in Kuantan Darul ehem ehem

We took an annual leave today as we manage to get our gaji with our bonus. Mak Su also join us rcvd bonus. Wow banyak duit Mak Su. After breakfast at Taj Maju with roti canai mamak we went to Tabung Haji. Ibu is planning to perform haji before we reach 40, insyaAllah. Then we went to Court Mamah to claim 1 FOC TV cabinet which is should be rcvd before hari raya. What the *tut* hari tu call suruh datang sebab nak bincang untuk brg lain. Bila pergi depa kata baru nak bincang dengan boss. Come on la, dah berapa kali pergi tapi barang takde lagi. ㄤㄥㄞㄘ betul la. Encik marah ka? Tak aih, nasihat.
Lepas tu pergi beli baju sekolah kakak. Kasut dll dekat Big Ten. Adik pun dapat gak barang kat situ. Jam BEN-10. Wow tu tidur pun tengah peluk ben10. Ayah pun dapat gak. Selipar asadi. Tak licin beb, bleh lalu walau lantai basah.
Pastu pergi ECM. Lama tak pergi sana. Tak ada apa nak beli. Ingat nak tengok sandal mahal. Tapi tak ada. Semua yang murah je.
Then we went to Megamall. Ibu said she wants to tengok blause. Patutla tak beli. Nak pg tengok je rupanya. Adik tetap bergaya dengan jam ben10. Aku tengok ramai budak gelakkan adik. Tp aku percaya. Depa jeles adi ada jam ben10. Nak korang beli la, kat big ten . RM7.90 je.
Dah penat pusing pusing. Lapar pulak perut. Hello maksu, lapar tak. Jom, maCD. Ok la, ayah belanja. Mak Su ngan ibu prosperety bege. Kakak beef bege. Ayah, hehe cam bese la. For me, BiGMac is the best.
Lepas solat, tunggu lebih kurang, our main event pun tiba. Adik dah nak mengamuk bila tak blh masuk panggung lagi. Maklumla 1st time nak masuk GSC. Tiket untuk adik tak payah. Duduk atas riba ayah je. Mula suspen gak takut le adik takut ke.. Nangis ke lam panggung. Tp ok je. CicaKman punya pasal. Cuma adik bosan mula2 sebab Cicakman lambat kuar. Overall ok la. Lepas depa balik, aku stay lagi kat megamall. Ada training bowling for upcoming tournament this sunday. Harap2 meletup kali ni. Jangan kena letup sudah!!!

Harga minyak turun lagi, kali keenam sejak Ogos

Isnin Disember 15, 2008

Harga minyak turun lagi, kali keenam sejak Ogos

PETALING JAYA: Kerajaan hari ini mengurangkan harga runcit petrol dan diesel sebanyak 10 sen seliter berkuatkuasa esok, 16 Disember.

Penurunan ini adalah kali keenam sejak Ogos lalu.

Dengan itu harga petrol RON97 dikurangkan daripada RM1.90 seliter kepada RM1.80 seliter; petrol RON92 daripada RM1.80 seliter kepada RM1.70 seliter dan diesel daripada RM.180 seliter kepada RM1.70 seliter.

bagus la.. tapi harga barang? makan.? bila lg nak turun